Saturday, November 25, 2006

my 15th hour on the computer today! says:
andrew
my 15th hour on the computer today! says:
do you think
my 15th hour on the computer today! says:
twins have ever married a man
my 15th hour on the computer today! says:
then just like switched off
my 15th hour on the computer today! says:
week by week
Ohandrew says:
yes
my 15th hour on the computer today! says:
yah me too
my 15th hour on the computer today! says:
it would be pretty crazy though hey
my 15th hour on the computer today! says:
what about
my 15th hour on the computer today! says:
twins married twins
my 15th hour on the computer today! says:
and they switched
my 15th hour on the computer today! says:
without knwing it
my 15th hour on the computer today! says:
then they realized it
my 15th hour on the computer today! says:
then they all got divorced
my 15th hour on the computer today! says:
cause in the dark it would hard to tell hey
Ohandrew says:
no
Ohandrew says:
that wouldnt happne
Ohandrew says:
if you marry someone
Ohandrew says:
your going to know them
Ohandrew says:
good
Ohandrew says:
and different perosnality will come out
my 15th hour on the computer today! says:
but not in the dark
Ohandrew says:
and even wiht twinns there will still be differences
Ohandrew says:
your still going to see them befroe the dark happens
my 15th hour on the computer today! says:
ok lets put up a scenario
my 15th hour on the computer today! says:
both couples are staying together because ones house is getting re painted
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and the one twin is in bed'
my 15th hour on the computer today! says:
and they have almost the same rooms
my 15th hour on the computer today! says:
so the one twin crawls into bed with the wrong twin
my 15th hour on the computer today! says:
then maybe hey
Ohandrew says:
um well if they are in different rooms no because no one is that stupid to go into wroing room
Ohandrew says:
unless drunk
Ohandrew says:
but if drunk anyting can happen
my 15th hour on the computer today! says:
no there rooms are the same though
my 15th hour on the computer today! says:
twins who date twins dont get drunk
my 15th hour on the computer today! says:
its a scientific fact
Ohandrew says:
no it is not
my 15th hour on the computer today! says:
i saw it on daily planet
Ohandrew says:
and just cause rooms are same doesnt mean they are located in saem place
Ohandrew says:
like if your room and your parents room were identicle
Ohandrew says:
you would soemtimes go in there room to sleep and they go in your room
andrew you are wrong, its a scientific fact that twins who date twins dont get drunk says:
no but there right across from each other
andrew you are wrong, its a scientific fact that twins who date twins dont get drunk says:
and the bathroom is on the one side
andrew you are wrong, its a scientific fact that twins who date twins dont get drunk says:
so its easy to get disoriented
andrew you are wrong, its a scientific fact that twins who date twins dont get drunk says:
and forget which side
Ohandrew says:
no
Ohandrew says:
stairs would tell the apart
www.laynesworld.blogspot.com says:
no but its a bungalo
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there are no stairs
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and like pure white walls
Ohandrew says:
hallway derection
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but you would get disoirented
www.laynesworld.blogspot.com says:
your tired
www.laynesworld.blogspot.com says:
you just got up to pee
www.laynesworld.blogspot.com says:
it could happen
www.laynesworld.blogspot.com says:
what about in a hotel
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with those 2 beds
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that would be easier then hey
Ohandrew says:
yeah
Ohandrew says:
thenit mihgt be possible to happen
Ohandrew says:
but stilll
Ohandrew says:
people know were there bed is
Ohandrew says:
the only way it would work is
Ohandrew says:
if somehow one set of the two twinns went into bed then the next set came in and the other set said dont turn lihgts on it hurts so they saud ok
Ohandrew says:
and yea
Ohandrew says:
that a possiblitly
www.laynesworld.blogspot.com says:
why would it hurt to turn on the lights
www.laynesworld.blogspot.com says:
seems pretty far fetched
Ohandrew says:
hurt your eyes
Ohandrew says:
im trying t help your story coem to life
Ohandrew says:
but whatever
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wouldnt it be funny though
www.laynesworld.blogspot.com says:
then they would all get divorced
Ohandrew says:
no
Ohandrew says:
that wouldnt happen
Ohandrew says:
honest mistake
Ohandrew says:
they would figure out by eachothers voices too
www.laynesworld.blogspot.com says:
no twins have the same voice
Ohandrew says:
no
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and not everyone talkes during sex
www.laynesworld.blogspot.com says:
maybe noone does
www.laynesworld.blogspot.com says:
i wouldnt know
Ohandrew says:
before sex they would
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no they were all wild that night
www.laynesworld.blogspot.com says:
didnt say a word!
Ohandrew says:
they would just hope into bed then take eachothers clsoe of and start stuff wihtout say a word or a sound
www.laynesworld.blogspot.com says:
well there would be kissing and stuff
www.laynesworld.blogspot.com says:
they are married
www.laynesworld.blogspot.com says:
its not like they havent done it before
Ohandrew says:
no cant happen
Ohandrew says:
people talk layne
www.laynesworld.blogspot.com says:
dang
www.laynesworld.blogspot.com says:
i guess it settles it then
www.laynesworld.blogspot.com says:
it couldnt happen














That oddly placed pile of bush seems to have been intentionally placed there.
I do not know by who, or why someone would want to do such a thing.
But it is probably some sort of message.
weekends full of homework are getting extremely boring.
i am in need of a change
a very large change
i do not know what yet
maybe i will take up model building
but sitting on the computer for 16 hours a day is becoming less and less appealing
a peeling
having friends would probably help
i spent 4 hours on a wax crayon drawing to only have it crumple and rip
it is now in the garbage
i have hit the 14 hours on the computer mark
in 12 minutes it is sunday
the worst day of the week
there especially bad on winter days
the sunday curse will soon be in full effect
it cannot be escaped
soon everyday will be sunday
silent and grey.
thats actually a morrissey song
but he knows how horrendous sundays are
they are boring always ugly and absolutely horrendous
2 things were able to combat the curse
now its too ugly to bike
headaches and homework
typical weekend.

Friday, November 24, 2006















I spent tonight doing homework.
and drawing that fern entirely with wax crayons.
and watching horror movies.
and listening to morrissey
watch it go!



















ashlee simpson.
she consumed my life for a very long time.
its probably not healthy to have a crush on someone you will never be able to come within 100 miles of
but i was head over heels for her
she is basically the perfect woman
until she got a nose job
and became scum
but before we dabble into my love life with girls i see on tv
my day at school was rather eventful.
well not really.
i did write an ela math and physics quiz.
i guess i will go back to my love life with girls i see on tv.
no girl from the family channel is safe
nobody is on msn to talk to
i am almost done chemistry
some small native kid thought i was a kid named james then asked if i was a stoner
how odd
i miss the old ashlee simpson
but i guess even if she didn't get a nose job i would still spend my weekends in my basement doing homework
i am listening to an ophera sounding song that is sung in a different language
i am going to "blog" something later

Tuesday, November 21, 2006
















i should really shower soon
not much happened today
except watching the hilarious house of frightenstein at 6am
and someone has my philosophy i think
they will know how much i hate drunks!
ahh!!

Monday, November 20, 2006















school is exhausting.
there used to be things i actually looked forward to at school.
but now i am just happy if i can make it through the day without a headache.
Oh. the weekly picture is actually a weekly video now.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

















Tonight would appear to be just like every other night. However tonight it became mighty clear that nothing will ever be the same around here. Okay, so I am probably exaggerating slightly, but as I spent most of my night outside on my bicycle, I have noticed some very strange occurrences. As I was bicycling, there was a strange egging that occurred, now I was almost hit, and Corey nearly escaped with his life, but it was very odd where they came from. After surveying the scene it almost appeared the only place they could have came from was the roof of the church. But after finding bike tracks, we concluded otherwise. But little did we know this would only be the start of a series of weird happenings. Now, I should start at the start of today, and there was no inclinations that today would be one of the weirdest of my life. Okay, again I exaggerate a bit, but tonight some weird things did happen. Now after reading a news article on Russian spies in Quebec, I admit that I have been a bit paranoid of my surroundings, but Westhill has never been this strange. With a wide range of cars driving and stopping, vans opening up with several angry dads running out, cop cars driving into places and not coming back out, people driving on the wrong side of the road, vans sitting on corners, not turning, something is up. It could be anything, but I tend to find out.

Friday, November 17, 2006
















here i am with a scary face
but keeping warm none the less

Thursday, November 16, 2006

some quick updates
- i havent updated in a very long time
- i am going to change the look of this blog soon
- i now have a pretty much all new bike
- laynesworld is back
- i am going to update everyday once i get the new look
- i am going to stay up till watching sin bad and life with bonnie
- i dont leave my house very much anymore
- someone befriend me