i have neglected this blog for awhile, but i blame that on corporate finance.

however as i sit here drinking fucking meal replacements i thought instead of having pictures i would just have a video.

a video each and everyday

that will never happen for two reasons:

1) nobody has the fucking time to make a video every single fucking day. and if you do have the time you probably should be doing something productive with your time because you obviously have nothing going. unless you make videos of your face talking about your kids from your 16th floor office, and in that case your a douche.

2) its impossible to make a video about how much you hate fucking pants that dont taper at the bottom of the legs. well im sure you could but nobody wants to take the fucking time to make a video about such a thing. its much easier just to talk about it and show pictures from google images.

so it looks like im going to have to make a vimeo account and learn how to embedd those things.

Also

kind of off topic but seconds ago i received a youtube comment from texasranger7509 on my youtube profile.

"I will have sex with you, give it to me in the ass "

thanks for that texranger7509 i will take that into consideration.
Also this is the video that spawned the comment, and almost 8,000 views!
i made this video as a joke and as a pro skater also named donovan started putting videos on youtube this one blew up and angered people from all over north america




I think it was donovans facebook comment
"When is the next Laynesworld birthday?"
that got me slightly more interested in this blog again
so until that party i will make an effort to create some type of entertainment from this blog.

when writing this i feel like its a weekly business newsletter or something so on that note:

andrew i will have those bars bought in 2 weeks so you can have my old uncut slams

i know you will be off studying how to kill fire but i will mail you them along with other exciting regina news

donovan shut the fuck up i dont care about what you have to think

no thats not true and we need some sort of written agreement for this business partnership

mitch you honked your horn at me while i was crossing a crosswalk on my bicycle.

it was rude and unnessecary but it was nice seeing you

Now
onto the video:

dont actually have one yet sorry

In light of my previous post i decided to provide some evidence

Here we see 4 girls. They are basically dressed the same, look roughly the same, probably have the same interests and probably have similar personalities. YET 3 of them look like complete fucking idiots, the kind of people you would expect to drink watermelon blueberry juice(seriously tropicana fuck off!). You can blame all your troubles on these 3 girls, that test you failed, when your condom broke, the financial crisis and the fact that really good companies keep changing their perfect product(Janes you motherfuckers!) , it is all these girls fault.
And the girl 2 from the left is just the most hideous woman i have ever seen.


Now lets turn out attention to the next picture.

Okay, this is a cowbay hat on a girl that is acceptable. She is standing in front of some wheat, she probably just castrated a horse and has been up since six in the morning. She looks as though she just smoked a pack of camels and soon will be mounting a horse.
And as far as the picture is concerned her name is "corbis", which is a name that would allow one to wear a cowboy hat.

also i just noticed in the first picture the first girl on the left looks a hell of a lot like nathan williams

if you are a girl
and you wear a cowboy hat
you are a fucking idiot