i aint got no motherfucking friends

so highschool is over
and i have never been so excited to never these motherfuckers ever again
i had to sit through speeches on june 24th about the wonderful "friendships"
fuck that shit
i didnt even make any
maybe one or two i guess
but again
fuck that shit
you know walking around by myself all lunch was pretty awesome
and eating lunch on the walk from my truck then back to school so i didnt have to eat it in the library is something i am going to deeply miss
i would go months at a time without talking to a member of the opposite sex
according to maury i will ethier turn into a skank or get a sex change
i have almost 20 people on my msn list
it is out of control
i dont like anybody from highschool
well maybe like 3 people
and one is in grade 10
donovan!!
fuck i am so glad i wont have to see these fuckers ever again
plus i am bored of the old layne
layne 2.0
its hard to write when your listening to young jeezy by the way

my paint gallery
see below

i am so excited
i just cant hide it

layne 1.0 is boring
layne 2.0 here we come!

it is grad today
of course it would fall on a sunday
but it also ruins a monday
the only way i can get out of it is to fake my own death

4 years of highschool summed up in 6 words
"complete crap from beginning to end"

Layne 2.0 is fast approaching
a different email
a sports car
a job
short hair!
possibly run my bicycle with a chain if that freecoaster ever comes in

i have holy jeans
and only a week left to make my calculus class worth while

cake anyone?

uh oh i am an asshole
But i have my book back
and 4 studded winter tires and 1 off road tire with no rim

six days to woo but i am no man of action
a pill a pain and a never ending problem

I would like to take this time to personally say fuck you to the 11 year old Jamison Stone
you fucking killed hogzilla!
there was a real live monster on earth and you fucking killed it
The largest wild boar on earth and you fucking killed it
some words from Jamison himself
"I probably wont ever kill anything else that big"
I wouldnt say that young jamison
There is always the scarce blue whale
or perhaps giraffes
or perhaps your father

"What the fuck is your fucking problem you fat ass bitch. You fucking killed a fucking innocent little pig. Does it make your fat ass feel good to kill such an innocent creature. Wow congratufuckinglations you fat ass fucking cunt. I hope the boars babies come back alive and eat your sausage link penis you, fat piece of shit. Fucking fat redneck. I hope demons come and haunt your fat ass for the rest of your life. Do you think your hot shit for this bitch? Well your not fat ass. Burn in hell you rotten piece of shit. FUCK YOU!!!!! FUCKING FAT ASS REDNECK PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!"

"I have to congratulate you because I didn't think it was possible for an 11 yr old as large as yourself to chase a pig for three hours in hilly terrain. Well done, fat boy! For real though. Killing an animal about half your size does not make you a hero, or a model american, or anything else anybody might say you are. It certainly does not make you worthy of being in a movie.
You are a worthless piece of crap and i hope one day another noble american hunter such as yourself mistakes you for a large hog and shoots you about 12 times before your fat ass drops dead. They'll definately need another backhoe in the woods to pick your body up with. I hope you're enjoying your fame. Satan is going to have fun with you when you rot in hell.
God Bless."

"I would like to order one of these terrorist pigs for my kids to kill so they can be good americans. How much are they and how do we get into the movies business by killing them? Could we shoot with canon or grenade for to make different than Jamison's? How can we buy pig that is guaranteed homosexual to make killing more good? Thank you and god bless you good american boy."

well i did nothing this wednesday
and there is only 7 days left to woo her
but it did rain today so it doesnt really count

Chains are a problem
foreign asian girls who i am in love with are a bigger problem
She might not even be an exchange student
but if she is she could have an asian boyfriend, who is better at math than me, and drives some sort of honda which gets much better gas mileage
and i cant compete with that!

no chains mo problems!
And i only have 8 days left to woo the mysterious asian girl who sits beside me in calculus class
I dont even know her name!
what have i been doing all this semester!!!!

Hes a fucking scum bag!
a fucking scum bag!
ok maybe not.
On another note in a month i may have two vehicles
aawwwhhh wicked!
food jammers!